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Surviving the Summer Heat: A Hilarious Guide by Turner & Schoel

It’s that time of year again – the scorching summer days that make you question your life choices. But fear not, dear readers, for Turner & Schoel is here to guide you through this sweaty ordeal with a hefty dose of humor (and, of course, top-notch AC services).

The Art of Sweating Gracefully

Let’s face it, no matter how powerful your air conditioning unit is, there will always be that one pesky room where you’ll feel like you’re melting. But don’t fret! Embrace the sweat and consider it a natural, liquid highlighter that accentuates your best features. Who needs expensive makeup when you can achieve that dewy glow for free?

Frozen Treats: Your New Best Friends

When the heat becomes unbearable, it’s time to call in the reinforcements – frozen treats! Whether it’s popsicles, ice cream, or a good old-fashioned ice cube bath, these chilly delights will keep you cool (and your taste buds happy). Just be mindful of your surroundings – you don’t want to leave a trail of melted dessert behind you like a sweet, sugary Hansel and Gretel.

The Art of Strategic Napping

  • Find a cool, shady spot (bonus points if it’s near a fan or air conditioning unit).
  • Grab a refreshing beverage and a good book (or your favorite streaming device).
  • Embrace the power nap and let the cool air revive your spirit.

Just remember to set an alarm, or you might wake up to a sunburn and a very confused family wondering where you’ve been.

At Turner & Schoel, we understand the struggles of surviving the summer heat. That’s why we offer top-notch AC repair, installation, and maintenance services to keep you cool, calm, and collected (or at least as collected as one can be when dripping with sweat). So, whether you need a new unit or just a little TLC for your existing one, we’ve got you covered. Stay cool, my friends, and remember – a little humor goes a long way in beating the heat!

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